because the Internet doesn’t have enough blogs full of nonsenseTumblr (3.0; @skeetwhite)http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel7tyeTuh1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Creed is your uncle.</em><br/><em>Stop wearing </em><em>pj’s</em><em> to school.</em><br/><em>Corn syrup is bad.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/37304336866http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/37304336866Wed, 05 Dec 2012 21:20:00 -0500creed brattoncreedterrijohncreillyjohn c. reillyjohn c reilly<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2bqgVYij1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>Diamond Jim best part.</i><br/><i>Then it goes really down hill.</i><br/><i>Go watch Check It Out!</i></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/36539270955http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/36539270955Sun, 25 Nov 2012 16:30:16 -0500timandericjohnny deppjohnnydeppwill ferrellwillferrelljohn c reillyjohncreilly<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2a6catYx1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><i>First half relevant.</i><br/><i>Second half about critics.</i><br/><i>Jamie</i><i> Sensitive.</i><br/></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/36536461418http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/36536461418Sun, 25 Nov 2012 15:56:36 -0500hecklerjamiekennedyjamie kennedyjoeroganjoe rogandaveattelldave attellbill maherbillmaher<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7wd8y9oPW1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Fuck, she got branded.<br/>David should have grown a pair.<br/>Really fucked up film. </em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/28231196815http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/28231196815Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:55:00 -0400thegrilnextdoorinspiredbyrealeventsgullysadfilm<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4nrs8YBUB1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Stare at girl on train</em><br/><em>Girl will always be married</em><br/><em>Dude, aren’t you sore?</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/23834104796http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/23834104796Sat, 26 May 2012 21:50:00 -0400Steve McQueenMichael FassbenderJames Badge DaleNicole BeharieHaanah WareShame<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rx3hEUA31r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Flip a lezzie with…<br/>MacBook, Coke, and Happy Meals.<br/>Flawless Victory!</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/20254510323http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/20254510323Sat, 31 Mar 2012 19:54:00 -0400the girl with the dragon tattoodavid fincherdaniel craigrooney mara<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpv2pZndt1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>You can’t stop Denzel.<br/>Mila, the ride or die chick.<br/>No showers still fine.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17978224610http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17978224610Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:08:00 -0500book of elidenzel washingtonmila kunisgary oldman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo4o0EP171r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Two hours too long.</em><br/><em>Who cares about these people?<br/>Creep and retire.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17918819523http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17918819523Sun, 19 Feb 2012 20:40:00 -0500ghost writerroman polanskiewan mcgregorpierce bronspierce bronsnankim cattrall<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzikvu1gHL1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Mexican Charlton Heston </em><br/><em>What the fuck is going on?</em><br/><em>No Citizen Kane</em><br/><br/></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17824848977http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17824848977Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:54:00 -0500charlton hestonjanet leighorson welleszsa zsa gaborzsa zsa garbortouch of evil<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzijorjRFp1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Whore lives with no dad.</em><br/><em>Whore finds dad, doesn’t want her.</em><br/><em>Cry me a river. </em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17774771754http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17774771754Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:42:00 -0500dirty girljuno templewilliam h. macymilla jolovich<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziiuoRhkH1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Avoid carousels. <br/>Worst 1950’s acting.<br/>A.F.I. come on!</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17739567603http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17739567603Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:01:00 -0500strangers on a trainalfred hitchcock<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4tl3jNFU1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Ryan Celibate? <br/>Who knew Walt White could fix cars?<br/>Joan still could get it.<br/></em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17319702953http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17319702953Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:27:00 -0500ryan goslingcarey mulliganbryan cranstonalbert brooksoscar issacchristina hendricksron perlmandrivekavinsky<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz450u3W201r8w0bho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Cancer equals sex.<br/>Be sure to flirt with your shrink.<br/>Cool name, Skeletor.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17309707676http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/17309707676Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:38:00 -050050 50anna kendrickbryce dallas howardjoseph gordon levittseth rogen<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyl7efttA61r8w0bho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>We ride, and we roll<br/>How do you stop Tip shawty?<br/>Matt Dillon stand up</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16732484365http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16732484365Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:13:00 -0500chris brownt.i.hayden christensenmatt dillonpaul walkeridris elbajay hernandezmichael ealy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyj51pZRs61r8w0bho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Slept on Stallone role.<br/>Should’ve gotten an Oscar. <br/>Liotta brings heat.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16658579710http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16658579710Sat, 28 Jan 2012 17:27:00 -0500cop landsylvester stalloneharvey keitelray liottarobert de nerio<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvh4iPstT1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>No Strings Attached Dos.<br/>Key scene, piss with a hard on.<br/>Mila butt double?</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16026317711http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/16026317711Tue, 17 Jan 2012 17:35:00 -0500friends with benefitsjustin timberlakemila kunisjenna elfmanbryan greenbergandy sambergemma stonejason segelrashida jones<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvgrbhMTG1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Don’t be a pussy.<br/>Don’t try to be a tough guy.<br/>Women are crazy.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/15926655477http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/15926655477Sun, 15 Jan 2012 22:37:00 -0500straw dogsjames marsdenkate bosworthjames woods<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx79gtJ9dc1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Todd Solondz sequel.<br/>Omar and Pee Wee are sprung.<br/>Is this happiness?</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/15216445311http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/15216445311Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:58:00 -0500life during wartimetodd solonzpaul reubensmichael kenneth williamspee wee hermanomar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzubf41GQ1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Blah blah blah blah blah.</em><br/><em>Wes Anderson dick riding.<br/>Slit your wrist and sleep.</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/14999987138http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/14999987138Thu, 29 Dec 2011 20:47:00 -0500submarine<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwy5qxTyKp1r8w0bho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><em>Olivia, Who?</em><br/><em>Olivia Wilde, Damn.</em><br/><em>Eh Film, But God Damn!</em></p>http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/14955137184http://skeetwhite.tumblr.com/post/14955137184Wed, 28 Dec 2011 22:59:00 -0500change upjason batemanryan reynoldsolivia wilde